the day is january 1st, 3009. a group of humans listen to boom boom pow. when fergie says that she is so 3008 they all stand shocked and realise. fergie is now behind the times. fergie herself has become 2000 and late. this is unbelievable news to the humans. hours later the planet descends into war and chaos.
I saw this at the supermarket and it really got me thinking about the ethics of science.
oh my god these things though.
i bought these before as a joke but when i took a bite in them, my mouth and brain got so freaking confused.
i bit into what looks like an apple but all i tasted was GRAPES
AN APPLE SHOULD NOT TASTE LIKE GRAPES
HOW DO YOU MAKE AN APPLE TASTE LIKE GRAPES??????
I like them
We were driving past a cemetery and my Dad said in a dead serious quiet voice “I know something you don’t know about this place. The people living in this town aren’t allowed to be buried here.” And I was really confused so I asked why and he said
"Because they’re still alive."
Fuck you, Dad, with your creepy Dad jokes.